my snapchat is notlucifer

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from ctrleffyou  Source strivingking

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Posted 3 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from a-blog-of-kingdoms  Source giraffepoliceforce

speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

Posted 3 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from tearkat  Source michaelgclifford

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

Posted 3 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from morganlindsay97  Source shubbabang

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

Posted 3 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from morganlindsay97  Source percymyjackson

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from italiangeek88  Source rouxx

Really want to go out tonight but its raining

Really want to go out tonight but its raining

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bewbin  Source videohall

praduhhh:

istilllovehearingeveryrhyme:

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.

real shit

praduhhh:

istilllovehearingeveryrhyme:

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.

real shit

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bitch-biscuit  Source gold-kushkloudz

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from nottheaverageasian  Source bellatrixissexy

queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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very human faces for a cat

Posted 6 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from homosexxxxxxual  Source queen-ant

blueexorcist:

I can’t fucking breathe

blueexorcist:

I can’t fucking breathe

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from voldesnorts  Source blueexorcist

grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from mizjello  Source slammajammadingdong

snager:

wwincest:

that time andy wrote wincest for me while he was high

i lost it on the first word

snager:

wwincest:

that time andy wrote wincest for me while he was high

i lost it on the first word

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from beanios  Source padyspub

romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from slindaman  Source fierce-imaginings



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