my snapchat is notlucifer

megafreeman:

senorpacman:

can you read it?????????????????

You should work on voice acting in EA for Sims 4

Posted 21 hours ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from aaronmarquis  Source senorpacman

tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bitch-biscuit  Source lindsaychrist

how the fuck can someone smell half of these
bath knees????

how the fuck can someone smell half of these

bath knees????

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from femmenace  Source sterility

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from heliolisk  

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from neyagawa  Source skressed

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from ctrleffyou  Source strivingking

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from a-blog-of-kingdoms  Source giraffepoliceforce

speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from tearkat  Source michaelgclifford

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from morganlindsay97  Source shubbabang

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from morganlindsay97  Source percymyjackson

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from italiangeek88  Source rouxx

Really want to go out tonight but its raining

Really want to go out tonight but its raining

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bewbin  Source videohall

praduhhh:

istilllovehearingeveryrhyme:

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.

real shit

praduhhh:

istilllovehearingeveryrhyme:

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.

real shit

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bitch-biscuit  Source gold-kushkloudz

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

Posted 1 week ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from nottheaverageasian  Source bellatrixissexy



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