my snapchat is notlucifer

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from yoloswaggins713  Source finestintheshop

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from borinq  Source officialunitedstates

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bewbin  Source crosseyed

Sorry for the picture spam

Sorry for the picture spam

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from leviahthan  Source elahthompson

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from intoxicatedapricot  Source lovinq-u

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from a-blog-of-kingdoms  Source drunkvanity

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from grayhaddock  Source BBC

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from gaypee  Source breakingbag

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from grayhaddock  Source yangderexiaolong

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from kcnye  Source wofu

plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

image

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from gaypee  Source plystation

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

Posted 4 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from a-blog-of-kingdoms  Source poopflow

shotakingkurage:

sometimes i wanna rp but i know im just gunna be like
image

Posted 5 days ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from tremblelittle-liongirl  Source lenkagarnine

Love my hair♡

Love my hair♡



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