my snapchat is notlucifer

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from methuser  Source rydenarmani

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Pie

For an awesome follower bookgirlfan  

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from punchybucky  Source itsstuckyinmyhead

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from pastatuting  Source Vice Magazine

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from pastatuting  Source tylerslittleshit

slomps:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from punchybucky  Source fvming

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from dunkindont  Source alternativepartyidea099

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from punchybucky  Source malkiewicz

supernaturalapocalypse:

hiddle-stoned:

veryhungryowl:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

benedicts-upper-lip:

boxofpoptarts:

heyimgrep:

mustardelbow:

drunkpoetssoul:

gilthoniel-o-elbereth:

prettyyvacant:

hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

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here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]

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I refuse to apologize for art

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i refuse to be sorry for wasting my life

NO NO NO I CANT BRATHE

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Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from punchybucky  Source prettyyvacant

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from painchangespeoplex  Source evabullied.us

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from -annoying  

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from dunkindont  Source gnarly

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from -annoying  Source my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from djentlemann  Source chepibola

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from bolandoando  Source moriarty

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

Posted 1 day ago by fucking-bread
Reblogged from femmenace  Source pussylipgloss



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